Six and a half inches of collectible plastic, sealed on the CEO's desk.
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Name: Robinhood. Role: Market Motivator. Accessory: Robinhood Boost, included. Height: 6.5 inches of premium articulation.
Both official reference images, the background, and the exact prompt that made the profile picture. Take them. Point your image model at them for any $VLAD content you want to make — or drop your own face in as Image 1 and get yourself as the figure.
Image 1 is the face you want turned into a figure — yours, or the profile picture above. Image 2 is the lime background. Both are in the kit.
Create a high-quality X profile picture of the person shown in @[Image 1](image_1) as a premium collectible ACTION FIGURE. @[Image 1](image_1) is the exclusive reference for the subject’s identity. Preserve the person’s recognizable features: - exact facial identity - face shape - hairstyle and hair color - eyebrows - eyes - nose - mouth - facial hair, if present - skin tone - expression - distinctive accessories or clothing elements visible in the reference The final subject must clearly remain the same person from @[Image 1](image_1). Transform the subject into a premium physical collectible action figure made from painted PVC and ABS plastic. ACTION FIGURE MATERIALS AND DETAILS: - highly detailed sculpted plastic head - smooth painted plastic skin with a subtle satin sheen - slightly artificial toy-like facial surface - realistic hand-painted facial details - fully sculpted plastic hair with visible engraved strands - clean injection-molded construction - subtle plastic highlights and reflections - premium articulated action-figure craftsmanship - realistic miniature fabric clothing - polished high-end collectible toy finish COMPOSITION: - perfectly front-facing portrait - direct eye contact with the camera - centered and symmetrical - close-up framing showing the head, neck, and upper shoulders - entire hairstyle visible - eye-level camera angle - square composition suitable for an X profile picture LIGHTING: - clean professional studio lighting - soft frontal illumination - subtle highlights on the painted plastic surface - minimal shadows - extremely sharp facial details - premium macro product-photography quality BACKGROUND: Use a clean solid studio background in the exact color #cff604 @[Image 2](image_2). The background should be bold, flat, uniform, and visually striking. No scenery. No text. No logos. No additional objects. IMPORTANT: This must look like a real physical PVC and ABS action figure photographed in a professional studio, not a real human portrait. Do not create a generic face. Do not change the person’s identity. Do not make the subject resemble another person. Do not alter the hairstyle or defining facial traits. Do not render the skin as natural human skin. Do not create a resin statue. Do not create a rigid sculpture. Do not use a flat cartoon, anime, illustration, or video-game character style. The final result must be immediately recognizable as the person from @[Image 1](image_1), faithfully recreated as a premium articulated plastic action figure.
Made one? Post it and tag @VladFigurine.
Any self-custody wallet that supports the chain $VLAD lives on, holding a little ETH for gas. If you already trade onchain you already have this — set it up however you normally would, from your wallet's own documentation.
Always paste the $VLAD contract address and verify it against the lime bar at the top of this page. Never search by name — anyone can mint a token called $VLAD, and copycats are how people get taken.
The button above opens the $VLAD pair on Uniswap, which runs natively on the chain — connect any wallet that supports it and the trade routes the same way.
